- Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
- Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
- me: I should go shower now
- : (five minutes later)
- : (another five minutes later)
- : (yet another five minutes later)
- : (more five minute intervals)
- : someone: (goes into the bathroom)
- me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
were you at ecta playing ball?